Saturday, December 31, 2011

If you died and became a ghost, what would you do to get the new mover's attention?

"Hello? Is that Derek Acorah? We think our new home is haunted by the ghost of a former resident. What's been happening? Well, any beer or Indian takeaways we bring into the house mysteriously disappear, the TV switches itself on whenever they're showing a football match, and someone or something keeps leaving the toilet seat up!"

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