Does this story make you laugh?

WARNING ITS A LIL IST AT THE Beginning i was reading a question today about a girl hitting a guy and one of the answers came to this:No, you should go show her why men are considered stronger than women, knock some sense into her, and once you're finished have her make you a sandwich with the bread crust cut off, extra lettuce, perfect cut tomato, 4 pickles laid in a perfect order, American cheese, and a nice 20oz bottle of Dasani water, because Dasani doesn't make the 24oz bottle of waters any more which is just ridiculous, and after sitting there thinking about how angry you are about Dasani not having 24oz bottles, you get up and beat her again cause that's unpatriotic for them not to have a 24oz. I mean what if after the first 20oz you feel like you need about 3 or 4 more oz's to quench your thirst? Well to now you go still thirsty, thanks to Dasani (a coke product) not wanting to give you an extra 4oz's of water. Once your done beating her because of Dasani you come to the computer email Coke how mad you are about the lack of water in the 20oz, then BAM! you call it a successful day because you solved to big problems in your life today, then you put her in bed bang the stuffing out of her and light a cig and call it a night.