Why do athesits partake in risky behavior, do they want to meet God quickly?

I am beginning to think we got "Poe'd" here. It is hard to believe these questions are real. It is getting so hard to tell the fundies from the satirists because they just keep coming up with crazier and crazier stuff everyday (ice shield or kids riding dinosaurs anyone?) This guy is either a giant clown or we are getting to have some fun mocking the crazy fundies. Either way,yeeehaaa.